January 2010
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December 2009
136 posts
This cat better not be trying to sleep on my...
Or I will kill it in my sleep most likely
Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
The next time you’re having a bad day, imagine this:
You’re a Siamese twin.
Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
You’re not.
He has a date coming over today.
But you have the only ass.
Feel better now?
I'm posting this here because I know you will read...
Casey,
I am not “attacking” you with my tweets. Whatever you think they are about, it is rarely you. So stop thinking that everything “malicious” I have to say is directed to you. I have other problems to deal with than an acquaintance that owes me money.
Having said that, I will be completely honest. I could give a shit about you at this point, and I haven’t since...
