This cat better not be trying to sleep on my...
Or I will kill it in my sleep most likely
Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
The next time you’re having a bad day, imagine this: You’re a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You’re not. He has a date coming over today. But you have the only ass. Feel better now?
I'm posting this here because I know you will read...
Casey, I am not “attacking” you with my tweets. Whatever you think they are about, it is rarely you. So stop thinking that everything “malicious” I have to say is directed to you. I have other problems to deal with than an acquaintance that owes me money. Having said that, I will be completely honest. I could give a shit about you at this point, and I haven’t since...